What 2 foot tall person isn't trying to climb the couch?

Just realized my 7 yr old changed three times yet again this morning and left her castoffs all over the floor. Who wouldn't settle on this?!

We live in CA with a complete DIVA, her little brother who treats the house like the gladiator arena, one tiny Ladybug, and Mushoo P. King

At least some of the history lessons are staying with her?
Yes I explained it was Mr. King and a gun shot to which she questioned why someone in our family got shot LOL